Michael Jackson, Death and Nonsense

So im sat here, with Aimee Gough, and shes doing her art project on old Jackson, it got me thinking........something i don't do often so i decided to write about it. Aimees talking bollocks and im having to listen to her, so im just writing, dreading when she sees this and thrashes my arse ;)

So basically im not really writing about jacko, just filling the page with nonsense that runs through my mind. I was just wondering how harsh it must be for your face to be plastered all over the papaer, after your dead, see Michael, never got any good press lately yet as sppn as his head hit the pavement BOOM! 'Long Live Jacko' well its too late now Daily Star cos hes conked it! I could just imagine some of the headlines poppiong up after my demise, 'Farr-Varney's Final Moments' Which would probably consist of eating a double decker amd showing my mother the contents of my mouth because shes on a diet. Another one 'Fam0us Farr-Varney chokes onm double decker while mother watches laughin and taking photos for facebook' thats the most likely scenario. Nah, i hope i die in quite a respectful honourable way, like saving an old lady from a cooplands truck or tackled by a doped up smirf.

So im quite depressed now and have realised that i have another hour before my granfather picks me up in his beautiful car and drives me to macdonalds (fingers crossed)

God Speed
Signing out, CFV o