As a true English citezin, and a human being i felt compelled to tell you about how i was robbed today, at approximatley 2:18. School had finished early and instead of getting the bus, i decide to catch a taxi, like i do always if im tired. usually i go for my normal firm Maxi's Taxi's they have a wierd driver, yes, but good rates. Well anyway, i couldnt find their number so instead i opted for Alpha mini-cabs. First of all i had to 
direct the way, MYSELF, then we pulled up, i was ready with four quid but no, mr Taxi Cabber, revealed it was £8.40. i shit you not, i was taken back, i was hyperventilating, my heart had stopped, at one moment i myself thought id slipped into cardiac arrest. but no, i just headed calmly into the house, grabbed the pot of gold from the corner, cos obviously only an A-Lister would opt for them prices, and i paid the man. i also slammed the car door shut in an angry manner, but would you.
At least when your been mugged your expecting to be a little short when its over, not totally skinted by your local 'friendly' 'neighbourly' taxii driver.
Well Mr Alpha Mini cabs, my service with you, is done, next time im offered a taxi by you, i shall tell you that although i have glass embedded deeply into my foot so hard, to walk, i feel the pain of ten thousand egyptians been whipped into history, i would sooner dance naked in front of Terry Wogan than use your cab. Good Day... (just thought id say, i actuelly havent got glass embedded in my foot, just thought that it would seem more compelling and more meaningfull to the taxi driver that his pricers are shit. :)
Signing Out, CFV o
direct the way, MYSELF, then we pulled up, i was ready with four quid but no, mr Taxi Cabber, revealed it was £8.40. i shit you not, i was taken back, i was hyperventilating, my heart had stopped, at one moment i myself thought id slipped into cardiac arrest. but no, i just headed calmly into the house, grabbed the pot of gold from the corner, cos obviously only an A-Lister would opt for them prices, and i paid the man. i also slammed the car door shut in an angry manner, but would you.At least when your been mugged your expecting to be a little short when its over, not totally skinted by your local 'friendly' 'neighbourly' taxii driver.
Well Mr Alpha Mini cabs, my service with you, is done, next time im offered a taxi by you, i shall tell you that although i have glass embedded deeply into my foot so hard, to walk, i feel the pain of ten thousand egyptians been whipped into history, i would sooner dance naked in front of Terry Wogan than use your cab. Good Day... (just thought id say, i actuelly havent got glass embedded in my foot, just thought that it would seem more compelling and more meaningfull to the taxi driver that his pricers are shit. :)
Signing Out, CFV o
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